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thong - Extruding onto a new subs
June 5th 2009
Hi I'm new here.
Actually no, just in the process of switching hosts, and cleaning up my sloppy coding. To make it all slightly less sloppy and somewhat function... al.
Thank you for your patience during this troubling time.
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thong - WORK AND PLAY MINUS PLAY
June 4th 2009
The integral of my fun is zero. Which, while is mathematically sound, really does not compute whatsoever.
Work and school and work and school.
My brain goes dead and I begin to drool.
My cat needs medicated food now. 3 cats, 3 different kinds of food. Woo.
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thong - ZAP!
April 24th 2009
MY SHIT IS DONE YO.
Finals are finally over, and I feel joyously relieved. Tomorrow it's hi-ho off to work I go for a week then more school. I celebrated this event by eating Mexican food and using a coupon. Pride runneth over.
Now I'll have more time to post inane shit like this running commentary on the mundane. Oh, and a link to a guy sitting on a jam jar. Hilarity ensues. Well, depends on your sense of humor I suppose.
Give your mother my best for me.
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thong - Best of both worlds
April 16th 2009
I find it quite odd and a little aggravating that the month my cereal-derived coupons become valid for free films is full of other pressing concerns and compounding conditions. Firstmost, it's not the best month for films, most of the releases are of the sleeper hit or sleepy shit variety. Furthermore, all of the films that I have found to be of interest we have already won advance screener tickets to. In addition to the furthermore, most of the films I was willing to see aren't playing at the more convenient theater location where my tickets are valid. And finally, I also have finals until the 23rd.
I guess what I am trying to say is... what I'm trying to excuse is... I saw the Hannah Montanna movie. I think I was one of 3 males in there. Forgiveness please.
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thong - LOGISTICS
April 13th 2009
I feel I owe everyone here an explanation. This website has been up for ages yet I have yet to display a photo of my junk. Now, don't get me wrong, I would have loved to have displayed a photo of my junk but there are some severe logistical problems with being able to do so.
Now, picture yourself in a field in the prairies. As you look off into the distance you see nothing but the horizon. The reason you are not able to see mountains, or the next town or whatnot is due to the curvature of the earth pulling far objects below your plane of sight. This is a similar problem I face when attempting to photograph my genitalia.
Here is a simple illustration outlining my dilemma:
Basically, from my perspective it is simply a never-ending column of flesh that disappears into the horizon. You might as well make an HTML page with the colour code CC9966 to get approximately the same thing.
Now, I have been attempting to get it captured in a shot with google earth, but despite all my polite e-mailed requests I have been unable to get accurate replies regarding the scheduled updates of images of the earth's surface. And frankly it is not feasible for me to stand still in a single location and wait for them to get the shot.
Anyhow, I hope this has sufficed as an adequate explanation as to why my dick has not graced the internet with its presence, and why it most likely will not in the future. I wish you all the best in this time of mourning.
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