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thong - i need summer
April 22nd 2007
I have had a lot o' book learning these days, and a lack of street-gained experience. The eventual result will be my arrest for attacking a cross-walk signal button with an encyclopedia while screaming obscenity laced definitions.
Maybe not so dramatic, but a man may dream.
In other news, I have taken up brewing my own alcohol for fun and liver damage. So far it has been scrumptious and not very alcoholic. Not anywhere near any type of vision loss. I am a little disappointed in the lack of harmful results but am consoled by the yeast created bubbling fizz that tickles my inside parts (by which I mean stomach and not rectal cavity).
Mr. Sun is taunting me, and my Finals beard is itchy. Soon I shall taste vitamin D once more.
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