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December 2nd 2008

I think in some ways I am pissed at just about everyone I've ever known or encountered, but just couldn't be assed to do anything about it or just blamed myself for it. The consequence is that I'm not sure if I'm very forgiving, very forgetful, or have simply given up.

I swear when I was born I ended up getting "fuck me over" tattooed on my forehead. I just don't understand how when I have been willing to go to lengths for others the only thing others can seem to think is how to take further advantage of it. Friends, family, acquaintances, or others, it seems like I'm overwhelmed with unresolved anger that I sometimes just don't know how to deal with.

Just a simple plea to anyone in any life; when people have been good to you, don't be a dick in return. And if you have been a dick, do something about it.

December 18th 2008

Packing actually. Leaving to Hong Kong tomorrow, until next year-ish. I have an incredible number of clothes and whatnot, and have to take some towels, gifts and such to boot. Thank goodness there is still a 2 check in bag allowance with Air Canada. My carbon footprint is bigger than yours! Which subsequently MUST mean my carbon manhood is larger as well. There's no other way about it.

Yes, yes, yes, I'm aware that all the carbon in the air is choking us and such. But if you make such a comment I'll just relate it back to the size of my carbon manhood. I guess if it's freakishly big you'd have to donate to green organizations to get it trimmed down a bit. Although, strangely enough while I have heard of breast reduction surgery I have never heard of manhood reduction surgery. Men have surgery to have more hair on their head, more junk in their drawers, where women get procedures to have less hair and wrinkles on their face, and the occasional shrunk breast to reduce back pain.

I had some sort of point at the start of this but I think I lost it. If it is found later I will let you know. Ta.