January 7th 2010
Hello 2010, how are you? I am fine. You look shockingly similar to 2009, all babied-up and wearing a banner of sorts. Such a strange concept really, personifying the passage of time, why do all you years do this? Why not be a majestic water buffalo, or some type of flying creature, mythical or otherwise? Even a flying unicorn with no particular visible flying apparatus. My little pony did well, so could you.
Perhaps 2011 will be the one to break the trend.
Oh, please don't cry, I didn't mean anything by it. Let us be kind to one another.
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